Put a Sock In It!

So in case you were concerned that the world was under-populated, not to worry! These boobs have it covered!!

http://tv.yahoo.com/19-kids-and-counting/show/43716/news/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-duggar-family-finally-welcomes-home-baby-no-19

Michelle and Jim "Jim Bob" "Penis" Duggar have19 kids at 44 years of age. If you are concerned that time is running out for these two and they havent even single handedly populated an entire state, I've already taken the liberty of reaching out to them to explain that they really must start having 8 at a time. I cant wait for the reality tv show! Jim and Michelle Plus Four Hundred and Seventy Seven.

If having 19 children wasnt nuts enough......they gave them all initials matching their father. Narcisism is so hot!

Eventually, they obviously started running out of ideas. Theres a Jedidiah. Have you ever met a Jedidiah outside of an Amish community?!

You've just discovered a weird rash and you are freaking out. You run to your PPO website to look up a doctor.
Dr Addle, Dean
Ok.
Dr. Gupta, Sanjay
Alright.
Dr Duggar, Jedidiah
Huh?!
I hope this kid likes making cheese.

Theres a Jackson. So, yeah, Jack is a first name. Jackson is a surname. Had they studied their history, and yes I realize its difficult to find the time to read when you've spent most of the last 25 years in a prone position, they may have learned that President Jackson actually had a first name......and it wasnt Jackson Jackson.

Then theres a Jordyn-Grace. What the hell is a Jordyn-Grace?! Was that the token hermaphredite?

Theres even a Jinger.

Augh.

I dont even have anything to say about that other then Christ people! Can you just put a sock in it and maybe try spending some time with the kids you already have?!!!!