I've recently discovered that one of my college classmates is much too dull to be allowed to facebook. I feel bad saying it as he is a very nice guy from what I can recall, but the status posts are unbearable!
Today we have....well, lets just call him John Smith.....
John Smith is savoring a glass of red.
On another occasions we had:
John Smith thinks red wine is yummy!
I'm noticing a pattern here.
Theres been:
John Smith Grrrrrr!
John Smith was thrown for a loop.
John Smith is considering his option.
John Smith is inspired!
I wish these were the exceptions but this is basically every day several times a day. Mind
numbing dullness spilling out onto the pages of facebook. As a friend of mine put it, he posts about ever bowel movement.
He is so dull, that me and said friend started following his every post because the dullness has begun to provide us with a strange voyeristic pleasure I cant fully understand. How can anyone be so delisciously dull?!
Incredibly, he has a wide collection of equally dull friends who want nothing more then to facilitate and encourage the production of more dullness.
John Smith is savoring a glass of red.
Friend #1 what happened to Glen?
John Smith Blazed through that last time. Must buy more !
Friend #2 I thought it was Chivas!!!!
Friend #3 The days of wine and juries!
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